Clown World: Riots Break Out In Philadelphia After Super Bowl Victory To Celebrate As Delusional Fans Boo Taylor Swift
Donald Trump And Elon Musk’s DOGE Tells The Treasury To Stop Minting Pennies Calling It ‘Wasteful Spending’ In Move Closer Towards Cashless Society
Trump Announces Plans To Seize Control Of Gaza And Turn It Into ‘The Riviera of The Middle East’ And Relocating 2 Million Palestinians, As He Bows The Knee To Netanyahu
Trump Shamelessly Demands Ukraine Hand Over Its Rare Earth Minerals As Repayment For Funding The War Against Russia. Zelensky Loves The Idea
China Issues Retaliatory Tariffs Of 15% On Certain US Goods And Energy Starting February 10th, Increases Export Controls On Critical Rare Earth Metals
Zelensky Admits That Half Of US Aid To Ukraine Is Missing, Receiving $75B Out Of $177B Allocated: “I Don’t Know Where All This Money Is”
Trump Slaps First Round Of Tariffs Against China, Mexico And Canada. Mexico And Canada Respond With Their Own Tariffs
Elon Musk Considers Using Blockchain Technology To Bolster His New Department Of Government Efficiency