The following report is a press release from the Department of Defense (DoD):
Last night, U.S. Central Command [(CENTCOM)] announced it had conducted a strike in Iraq that killed a Kataib Hezbollah commander responsible for directly planning and participating in attacks on U.S. forces in the region, said Pentagon Press Secretary Air Force Maj. Gen. Pat Ryder.
“There are no indications of collateral damage or civilian casualties at this time,” said Ryder during a briefing today. “Additionally, initial assessments indicate that there were no additional militants injured or killed beyond the one Kataib Hezbollah commander who was targeted.”
Ryder said the department is confident in the process used to identify the individual and to hold him accountable.
Additionally, CENTCOM said in a statement:
“At 9:30 p.m. (Baghdad time) February 7, U.S. Central Command (CENTCOM) forces conducted a unilateral strike in Iraq in response to the attacks on U.S. service members, killing a Kata’ib Hezbollah commander responsible for directly planning and participating in attacks on U.S. forces in the region.
“There are no indications of collateral damage or civilian casualties at this time. The United States will continue to take necessary action to protect our people. We will not hesitate to hold responsible all those who threaten our forces’ safety.”
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[7] And when ye shall hear of wars and rumours of wars, be ye not troubled: for such things must needs be; but the end shall not be yet. [8] For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be earthquakes in divers places, and there shall be famines and troubles: these are the beginnings of sorrows.
Mark 13:7-8
I mention this because, once again, the U.S. continues to keep spewing this neurotic rhetoric is if they are the innocent ones acting in self-defense, when it is we are the obvious aggressors and true terrorists here, and are bound and determined to keep fomenting a war on a much grander scale; which we all know is to enrich the lives of a very few.
[7] Who goeth a warfare any time at his own charges? who planteth a vineyard, and eateth not of the fruit thereof? or who feedeth a flock, and eateth not of the milk of the flock? [8] Say I these things as a man? or saith not the law the same also? [9] For it is written in the law of Moses, Thou shalt not muzzle the mouth of the ox that treadeth out the corn. Doth God take care for oxen? [10] Or saith he it altogether for our sakes? For our sakes, no doubt, this is written: that he that ploweth should plow in hope; and that he that thresheth in hope should be partaker of his hope. (1 Corinthians 9:7-10).
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Those few lives who think they will be enriched will find themselves destitute and under the antichrist. That is their future.
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And the crusade unfolds…. but Psalm 2 & 10 and…
Oh, & that’s 2 Peter 2 ‘freedom’, not John 8 freedom indeed. There is a difference.
Are these the merchants of Babylon in Rev 18? Their days are numbered.
USA is headquarters for “Nazi death cult” of bioweapons war criminals. Blue state governments don’t care if policies hurt their citizens. It’s both sad and frightening how corrupt the Federal Government has become. America is just so incredibly evil it’s no joke or exaggeration! This country needs to fall and this country needs death! And once again you prove, why no one should trust you.
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