A new Bible translation has hit the market, and with the help of artificial intelligence, the authors of this latest project have created a new translation that transforms the text of the King James Bible (KJB) to sound like how a pirate would speak.
Released earlier this year, for $29.92, the “Pirate Bible” contains both Old and New Testaments translated into pirate speak, totaling 729 pages.
According to the website’s ‘about’ page, the anonymous authors and publishers behind the project explain how the text was created, boasting that this is the first ever translation completed using 100% artificial intelligence.
For those wondering what this project is or why it exists, we at The Pirate Bible team thought we would share a few thoughts on the subject. The Pirate Bible is a translation of the King James Version of the Bible into pirate vernacular. The entire Bible was translated including Old and New Testaments (we have chosen not to include the apocrypha).
The translation was completed entirely using Artificial Intelligence and a fine-tuned algorithm. We worked hard to find a formula that produced true, pirate-like speech while still trying to preserve the meaning of the original text. In order to achieve that goal, we, at times, needed to adjust our algorithm and re-run verses through the translator but at no time did we interpolate our own words into the result or remove things we deemed unnecessary.
While this certainly produced errors of its own, it was not affected by the biases of a small group of men or women and allows us to say that this is the first translation of the Bible done 100% by Artificial Intelligence.
The website provides several samplings of verses compared to the King James versus the Pirate Bible, which includes:
Matthew 6:3 (KJV): “But when thou doest alms, let not thy left hand know what thy right hand doeth:”
Matthew 6:3 (Pirate Bible): “But when ye scuttle booty, let not yer port hand know what yer starboard hand be doin'”
Genesis 1:2 (KJV): “And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.”
Genesis 1:2 (Pirate Bible): “The land was a mess, nary a speck of shape, ‘n all was shrouded in dark over the deep abyss. But then the spirit of ol’ God sailed across the waters.”
Galatians 5:18-21 (KJV): “[18] But if ye be led of the Spirit, ye are not under the law. [19] Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness, [20] Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies, [21] Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.
Galatians 5:18-21 (Pirate Bible): “[18] But if ye be led by the wind, ye ain’t subject to the Code. [19] Ayy, the scurvy deeds of the scallywag be plain to see: adultery, fornicatin’, uncleanliness, and lecherousness. [20] Mutiny, voodoo, avast hatred, arguin’, lookin’ fer a fight, bombs burstin’ with rage, scallywags at each other’s throats, blasphemous thinkin’, and mutinous notions! [21] Arrr, envyin’s an’ murders, guzzlin’ grog an’ revelries, o’ th’ likes o’ that, I be tellin’ ye afore, as I said afore t’ those what do such, that they won’t inherit th’ kingdom o’ God.”
Furthermore, the creators of this Pirate Bible explain their purpose for creating this exotic translation:
As students of the Bible and devout followers of Jesus Christ ourselves, we debated often about the ramifications of such a book and how this translation would be received among our Christian friends.
In the end, we believe that getting people to engage with the Word of God in a new way is a good thing and perhaps a path to begin to answer Christ’s call to “Come unto me” (Matt. 11:28). As we have read the book, we have found the results to be satisfyingly accurate and capable of providing novel, if not humorous insights.
With that said, the text is not always perfect and students of the Bible should be willing to discern and scrutinize. For a serious study of the Bible, we recommend all to refer to the original text in their native language and have provided a way for you to obtain a free copy of the King James Version of the Bible by going to the link below.
It would appear that whoever is in charge of this project are Mormon and members of the Latter Day Saints, per a review someone left.
A pure AI translation of the Bible into Pirate. Believe it or not, this was done by people whose desire is to promote the Bible, and I do believe God has a sense of humor. If you check the box, though, for a “free” Bible, what they do is enter your contact on an LDS website that you are interested in a contact. So if you’re not interested in a contact, don’t check that box.
The review
A number of reviews spoke glowingly of the Pirate Bible.
One customer wrote, “Honestly, I’m going to be buying a few more of these. Such a good gift! Its so funny to find your favorite verses and read them as a pirate. We had a great time just going through and reading random scriptures we would find. The quality is better than I thought it would be as well. A big, fun, piratey book.”
Another review posted today says, “This is the absolute best book I’ve ever bought, ever.”
Another reviewer wrote: “Reading the comparison out loud to my kids….. they’ve only experienced the NIV and couldn’t tell which version was the pirate translation….. sigh….”
But not everyone is into this bible. One reviewer said, “Don’t buy this it’s blasphemy against Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior.”
Someone else pointed out that the AI had messed-up the order of some of the chapters. “You AI has messed up the order of the chapters…ex. Lev 23 is Lev 25. This will make it very difficult to compare against KJV…,” the commentor explained.
But overall the comments were positive.
I’m a follower of Christ who takes my faith seriously and I LOVE THIS. Honestly, I wouldn’t listen to anyone saying this is blasphemy because it’s not. It’s not a Bible to take seriously or take to church. It’s to have for fun. Yes the entire Bible is in there and written in pirate language, but it’s for Bible enthusiasts who want to have something random and funny that’s about Jesus. It’s not made to make fun of the Bible. It’s made for those who want something fun and different. It’s like buying a fun Jesus shirt but even better. My recommendation is BUY THIS. It’s hilarious and gets to go on my bookshelf with all my other Bibles. I’m so glad I got this! Get one!
One customer wrote
Earlier this Summer, roughly around the time this new “bible” was published, Yuval Noah Harari, a top speaker and advisor at the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland, and professor at Hebrew University in Israel, drew ire when he insinuated that AI could and perhaps should be used to retranslate the scriptures.
AI can create new ideas; [it] can even write a new Bible.
Throughout history, religions dreamt about having a book written by a superhuman intelligence, by a non-human entity.
In a few years, there might be religions that are actually correct … just think about a religion whose holy book is written by an AI. That could be a reality in a few years.
He said in June, The WinePress reported
AI has also been used to replicate common renditions of Jesus Christ on social media and apps, that preach the “love of Christ,” inspirational messages, and allow for interactive conversations:
- AI “Jesus The Preacher” Is Making The Rounds On Social Media, Giving Inspirational Messages And Prayers
- New AI App Allows People To ‘Text’ Jesus And Other Biblical Characters
- AI Jesus Pushes Prosperity Gospel Hersey On TikTok While Generating Plenty Of Ad Revenue
Moreover, one tech guru created ChatKJV earlier this year, which allows users to inquire an AI bot about questions from the KJB.
The Pirate Bible is not the first so-called translation to utilize artificial intelligence. In late-2018 The Pure Word translation was released, with the backing and sponsorship of The Prophecy Watchers, which utilized artificial intelligence to help complete some of the translation work.
AUTHOR COMMENTARY
[2] Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all longsuffering and doctrine. [3] For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears; [4] And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables. 2 Timothy 4:2-4
A faithful reader sent me this earlier today and it just me made sick. Not surprised at all at this point, just queasy – though, I did laugh out loud at the one comment about the mother’s kids unable to discern the Pirate Bible from the NIV. Now that’s funny! Just speaks to just how trash the NIV and other perversions are.
The blasphemy of this needs no real rebuke, as it is nothing more than a putrid pile of junk, written and read by haters of God, as perfectly described in Romans 1:28-32 as having been turned over to a reprobate mind; though, to call these people reprobates is letting them off a bit easy, in my opinion.
I mean, to do something like this – treating the word of God, the KJB, like it’s a joke, then actually change it to talk like a pirate, and use AI to do it, and then sell it for profit – is to have no fear of God to the highest of exponents. ‘Oh, we’re just joking, it supposed to be fun and not taken seriously.’
It is as sport to a fool to do mischief: but a man of understanding hath wisdom.
And not rather, (as we be slanderously reported, and as some affirm that we say,) Let us do evil, that good may come? whose damnation is just.
Proverbs 10:23; Romans 3:8
Indeed, their damnation is just, and they will be. These people, who both worked on it and take pleasure in this, will ROT in the fiery pits of hell and in everlasting darkness. You can do immensely wickedly and the Lord will save you; but when you start changing the word of God, now you have crossed into a new territory, especially when you openly make a mock out of God’s word by using AI to make God’s holy words into the words of pirates (unholy, filthy, contemptable people in the sight of God and man), and then sell it for money to boot.
[18] For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book: [19] And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book. Revelation 22:18-19
And, of course, like always it seems, these abominable satanists compare their trash to the King James; proving once again that it is the true word of God, and not all these other counterfeits from the Vatican or some shlummie who made-up a fake bible in their mommy’s basement.
[7] Who goeth a warfare any time at his own charges? who planteth a vineyard, and eateth not of the fruit thereof? or who feedeth a flock, and eateth not of the milk of the flock? [8] Say I these things as a man? or saith not the law the same also? [9] For it is written in the law of Moses, Thou shalt not muzzle the mouth of the ox that treadeth out the corn. Doth God take care for oxen? [10] Or saith he it altogether for our sakes? For our sakes, no doubt, this is written: that he that ploweth should plow in hope; and that he that thresheth in hope should be partaker of his hope. (1 Corinthians 9:7-10).
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Messing with God’s word the King James Bible is suicide wrapped in asking for trouble.
It would be smarter to become a crocodile wrestler or play chicken with big trucks than it is to mess with God’s word.
When somebody knowingly messes with and changes as well as attacks the King James Bible and people’s faith in it, it is the same thing as saying to God “alright God, kill me!”
Another way God’s word is messed with is when man’s traditions, religion, or church buildings and hirelings are held at the same level or above the King James Bible, that is begging for problems!
I thought I was having a fever dream when I saw there’s a pirate bible, written with the same words and lingo used by pirates who were robbers, murderers, kidnappers, and rapists who took to the seas. How wicked!
Here’s a warning as well as a promised fate to scholars, translators, hirelings, false christians, and so-called translators who write these fake bibles:
13 Whoso despiseth the word shall be destroyed: but he that feareth the commandment shall be rewarded.
Proverbs 13:13
Look at it this way…at least alot of idiots will finally read the Bible.
It may not be the best translation, but even a bad one does not return void.
They need to start somewhere, and the depths of darkness is where you find the sinners.
Romans 3:8 And not rather, (as we be slanderously reported, and as some affirm that we say,) Let us do evil, that good may come? whose damnation is just.
Titus 1:1 Paul, a servant of God, and an apostle of Jesus Christ, according to the faith of God’s elect, and the acknowledging of the truth which is after godliness; [2] In hope of eternal life, which God, that cannot lie, promised before the world began; [3] But hath in due times manifested his word through preaching, which is committed unto me according to the commandment of God our Saviour;
So God would use a lie and unrighteousness to save people?
Wrong, Andrew M.!
That’s a lie from a devil’s mouth!
Andrew, I appreciate your comment. Might I ask you to please consider that the King James Bible is just a translation, not the final say-so? Dr Phillip Comfort has much information on the early documents which I believe Christians need to know.
No it’s not just “a translation” the King James Bible is God’s true word and there is more than enough evidence to prove that.
You better repent for attacking God’s word, you’re playing with fire!
Dr. Phillip Comfort is an enemy of God if he’s spreading lies that attack people’s faith in the King James Bible, he’s asking for trouble!
His doctorate degree is as useless as an ashtray on a pogo stick.
These phony baloney doctoral degrees from these seminaries and bible colleges, the only good use they serve is to be used for toilet paper!
Andrew:
The King James Bible is a good translation but not the original writings.
Again, more demonic lies trying to tear down God’s word!
Be warned Randall: if you despise God’s true word the King James Bible, God’s curse is upon you and you are in the deepest of deep troubles! You better cease and desist and truly repent, Randall unless you want to meet a cruel and unceremonious fate!
All right Randall, tell me where are the originals at? Have you or Dr Comfort seen them? None of the apostles saw them and Jesus didn’t read from them ether, nor Paul or Timothy; they read from copies written by scribes over and thru the years.
If ya believe that hogwash; you are lead by Satan.
Do ya believe that God created this world? if so, don’t ya think God could preserve His word or don’t He have the power to do so.
Psa 12:6 The words of the LORD are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Psa 12:7 Thou shalt keep them, O LORD, thou shalt preserve them from this generation for ever.
Psa 12:8 The wicked walk on every side, when the vilest men are exalted.
Please don’t receive Comfort’s compromise & ecumenism, his trust in idolatrous humanist ‘wisdom’ blindly. Speaking as one hindered for years due to such things before being freed by the truth. There are answers to all of the ‘difficulties’, and the power of the King James to a changed & sanctified life, new man salvation, as compared with the sand & leaky, polluted cisterns of any of their perversions is beyond compare, bringing assurance, feet firmly on the Rock. Both eyes wide open.
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Educate yourself on the matter & don’t let them ad hominem you from considering believing sources by slandering those who know & believe, & can show the little ‘tricks’ used by the ‘big names’ and big money, ‘universities’ & such to undermine faith in the word. 1611defencepodcast is a good source and Ruckman exposed a lot of the games played with texts, misdating and mistranslating for filthy lucre regardless what one ‘feels’ or thinks of the man.
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One little taste of their slick misrepresentations recently was wayoflife.org running an old Bill Cooper article showing how they undermined Daniel 4 & the madness of Nebuchadnezzar which was evidenced in the pagan reports of his day…by retranslating, & purposely mistranslating, certain words to support their agenda saying Daniel and most of the Old Testament were late inventions evolving out of the pagan filth & only written down post-Babylon. Bill Cooper had access to the actual sources & though he’s somewhat suspect for the ‘missing notes’ in his reporting, he gives source citations that can be verified, & I disagree with David Cloud on more than one issue, too: still a decent resource when dealing with what’s stumbling people currently.
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Some lie with knowledge & intent, others don’t know (like all those ‘Greek scholars’ referring to corrupt lexicons) & simply repeat what they’ve been told or read without proving & caution. Many get into the college and scholastic debt trap & become slippery philosophers & sophists, hirelings passing on the bondage & lies thinking it’s part of ‘getting ahead’ or even living for Jesus when it’s not: it’s Craft. James Beller wrote on such things, and none of us are born saved: God teaches & tries us along the way. Many begin but never truly enter in & often such become hirelings, and some take their hand from the plow to great chastening or horrific exposure of gross sin coming of the compromise.
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purecambridgetext is a scholarly source of active translators who also expose a lot of the ecumenical craft building the antichrist bibles through mishandling texts, switching out texts, date changing, pointing out ‘errors’ and ‘difficulties’ which look convincing to the novice until shown otherwise. Don’t let them rob & spoil you. Colossians and Galatians. 1 Timothy 6; 2 Timothy 3; 2 Peter 2&3; and Jude KJB. Hebrews 4-6 KJB.
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Consider the warnings about Balaam and nicolaitans with word search through the King James Bible, then try it with the perversions. Do that with blood…..as in the blood of Christ that cleanses us from all unrighteousness. What an eye-opener on what the perversions do to faith & doctrine that one is!! Continue testing the continuity of doctrine through scripture like that with word studies in the King James with comparison to the perversions & ‘better ideas’….and you will learn much & see the clear pattern of changes being made to ‘evolve’ the Gospel of the Lord Jesus Christ into an antichrist gospel. It’s just that many prefer the looser, wiggle room for sin as the deceiving and being deceived.
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May God bless you and lead you into all truth in accordance with his will & perfect knowledge of the intents & inclination of your heart….showing you the hooks Satan finds & uses in your flesh to draw you to doubt by men he influences by scholastic pride amongst many other things…….God’s perfect word bringing wisdom and conviction by his Spirit.
HalleluYah HalleluYah
HalleluYah HalleluYah Andrew
The Yahweh scam comes of critical text unbelievers preferring pagan inscriptions and texts, & philosophical pagan dualism (like the filthy fertility cults & their perpetually dying ‘offspring’). Even the unbelieving and filthy Talmudic Jewish philosopher Maimonides understood and taught Jehovah was the proper name. The support for ‘Yahweh’ is found in late tenth century Roman ‘patristics/fathers’, and as the name of filthy ancient gods going way back. It’s folly & juvenile to receive such devilish nonsense blindly from hirelings & servants of Satan without proving, & totally unfounded & unreasonable unless looking for wiggle room for sin, or a certain number of changes required to continue the copyright scam machine.
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You would have to change every single Hebrew name referencing God which is stupid. Je-hoada, Je-hoahaz etc and when God took his name off of Je-coniah, he made him Coniah. Not yeconiah to yeconiyah….mystical, magical mumbo-jumbo to stumble the proud, the immature, and the inexperienced. Line upon line, precept upon precept sorts two ways & God’s word never returns to him void but always accomplishes that for which he sent it.
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Satan’s words puff….and man has he ever puffed you up. Pride much?
Amen
One more group more concerned about pleasing people’s feelings and appealing to what they like, what they like to look at, and how they like to hear things which is all of the flesh and not of the Spirit. The Spirit of God says repent. That is what sinners don’t line to hear. What’s the point of making a pirate bible if its mostly for appeal to the flesh. Foolishness.
Im more concerned about all of the books dropped from the bible and mistranslations-why was the Sabbath changed? Council of Nicea?
Exodus 31:13 Speak thou also unto the children of Israel, saying, Verily my sabbaths ye shall keep: for it is a sign between me and you throughout your generations; that ye may know that I am the LORD that doth sanctify you.
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Are you an Israelite? Or just deceived by the Augustinian Replacement Theology deception and spoiling? That second unbelieving synagogue of Satan saying they are Jews when not, & puffed up in pride, seeking to steal the promises pertaining to Israel?
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Consider, Col 2:16-23 KJB ¶ Let no man therefore judge you in meat, or in drink, or in respect of an holyday, or of the new moon, or of the sabbath days:
Col 2:17 Which are a shadow of things to come; but the body is of Christ.
Col 2:18 Let no man beguile you of your reward in a voluntary humility and worshipping of angels, intruding into those things which he hath not seen, vainly puffed up by his fleshly mind,
Col 2:19 And not holding the Head, from which all the body by joints and bands having nourishment ministered, and knit together, increaseth with the increase of God.
Col 2:20 Wherefore if ye be dead with Christ from the rudiments of the world, why, as though living in the world, are ye subject to ordinances,
Col 2:21 (Touch not; taste not; handle not;
Col 2:22 Which all are to perish with the using;) after the commandments and doctrines of men?
Col 2:23 Which things have indeed a shew of wisdom in will worship, and humility, and neglecting of the body; not in any honour to the satisfying of the flesh.
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Ellen G. Witch did not get her doctrine from scripture, but from visions and ‘angelic visitations’: she also confuses the identity of the Lord Jesus Christ with the Archangel Michael. She was feared and highly regarded by all the arcane of Masonry and such because she knew their ‘secrets’ by such occultic means, being of the same antichrist spirit.
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Her corrupted religion became quite a control and money machine, and tool for the antichrist system (consider 1 Timothy 4 & Ellen’s tyranny over others with her Hindu beast-preference vegetarianism…..and that the modern, openly lesbian witch influencer ‘Ellen’ follows her m.o.), their hierarchy is in open concordat with popery, having a lavish ‘temple’ in Rome. Look it up. Right there with the Mormons’ and the Jehovah’s Witnesses.
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Do not be deceived by highly selective & philosophically manipulated historicism and creationism that comes to trump the word of God with science falsely so-called in the lives of many, conservative-right in the devilish dialectic dance trance: Jesus put it this way: Mark 7:13 Making the word of God of none effect through your tradition, which ye have delivered: and many such like things do ye.
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And, Mr 16:9 Now when Jesus was risen early the first day of the week, he appeared first to Mary Magdalene, out of whom he had cast seven devils.
Lu 8:2 And certain women, which had been healed of evil spirits and infirmities, Mary called Magdalene, out of whom went seven devils,
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You might consider this also & the witch J.R.R. Tolkien’s invented, imaginary worlds less:
Job 38:12-15 KJB ¶ Hast thou commanded the morning since thy days; and caused the dayspring to know his place;
Job 38:13 That it might take hold of the ends of the earth, that the wicked might be shaken out of it?
Job 38:14 It is turned as clay to the seal; and they stand as a garment.
Job 38:15 And from the wicked their light is withholden, and the high arm shall be broken.
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There are no missing books of the King James Bible. There were two rows of six loaves of unleavened bread on the table of shewbread, and the 66 books of the little bible of Isaiah also testify. The apostate Talmudic Tanakh and Rome following via the texts and harmonizations with paganism out of Alexandria, Egypt include the books of questionable origin and craft which do not, and cannot, be harmonized with the pure and preserved word of God: neither by number, nor by order: both of which are different. By that means people fall for a ton of Hebrew Roots and Romish mystical ecumenical antichrist bondage. The pilgrim church by which the Lord preserved his words as promised sealed it with their testimony & blood, freely offering and receiving, reasoning from the word & never imposing: and they did not come to their doctrinal beliefs by following councils and consensus of men and devils.
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Or the ravings of devil-possessed and manipulated women….whether White or d’Avila, or the Sienna witch who aided the founding of the Inquisition, or any of the rest of the lies mixing the holy and the profane being inserted & infiltrated in as ‘Christian’ today. Some ‘influencers’ are pure poison, bringing drunkenness and delusion before killing stone cold spiritually dead, and are to be exposed & separated from.
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Ladies beware.
I really am surprised that most people on earth don’t recognize where this is going. satan is going to use artificial intelligence to destroy Scriptures, since he hates God. The gradual approach of doing the pirate’s version, or the aboriginal native version or the Chinook version is to hide what the final goal really is, to rewrite the Scripture so cleverly that the AI rewrite appears authentic, but it is a masterful clever lie from the chief liar himself, satan.
Yep
And there will be plenty of people who will buy this garbage bible too, such an abomination!!
Before this pirate perversion of God’s word came out, there’s a hip hop version of the bible as well (hip hop PerVersion!)
Hip hop, that satanic music that came from the crime ridden gangster run streets of the inner city, and they try to make that wickedness into “music” and worse: they use it to make a false bible, how satanic!
Let the true Word of God condemn this heresy….Rev 22:18 ¶ For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:
19 And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.
20 ¶ He which testifieth these things saith, Surely I come quickly. Amen. Even so, come, Lord Jesus.
21 ¶ The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you all. Amen.
Amen, Scott!
Mess with God’s word the King James Bible and you’re gonna get it!
“I’m a follower of Christ who takes my faith seriously and I LOVE THIS. – One customer wrote”
Uh-oh!
Something interesting a sister shared, four pages from the book “Concealed from Christians for the Glory of God: The 1611 KJV The King James Bible Authorized Version by G. John Rōv” (the link is straight from my personal Google drive):
https://drive.google.com/file/d/15B54_TQ9GYMuAearf2JILFCctjqxA6Nd/view
Here’s a cautionary tale of someone who mocked the King James Bible and met an untimely fate for doing so:
Marcus Lamb, that televangelist false prophet and co-founder of that satanic network DayStar, he mocked the Bible saying “yea sounds like you’re saying yay at a baseball game.” When I heard that, I GLARED ANGRILY (my mom and some lukewarm false convert who’s in hell now were watching it)
That was the straw that broke the camel’s back because a couple of weeks later give or take, Marcus Lamb was dead!
Other Andrew, you are very quick to judge all and condemn. Not your job, leave it to God and I pray he teaches you to love – not be the judge.
There’s not a single verse of Scripture in the KING JAMES BIBLE that says “we aren’t to judge,” that’s a lie invented by a bunch of reprobate devils that despise God’s word because they want to sin in peace!
1 Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.
According to what a customer who bought this satanic pirate bible said:
“It’s not a Bible to take seriously or take to church. It’s to have for fun.”
Hey stupid, you don’t mess around or “have fun” with the King James Bible! You are playing with fire, really hot fire, and ultimately, hellfire!
(Holding up a King James Bible) you see this? This is not a MAD Magazine, this is the true and only holy word of God, the sword, and you better fear it! God have mercy on your soul!
God’s word is holy. Jesus is the Word. There is nothing holy about a supposed bible translated by an AI, using words as though being spoken by evildoers. Pirates are evil doers. Sure a pirate can be forgiven. But as we read KJV God’s holy word, we are being led by his Spirit. What are people being led by if they are reading the words of an AI, spoken through the guise of a pirate? Has that pirate even repented and called on Jesus to be his Lord? Oh, my. I pray for those who read this “translation,” especially the children.
Capital W is Jesus
Lower case w is the written word (the King James Bible)
To make a perversion of God’s word using pirate terminology is messed up, and yes, pirates are evildoers, and glorifying them or making them seem like a legendary heroic figure is a sin.
22 Abstain from all appearance of evil.
1 Thessalonians 5:22
20 Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter!
Isaiah 5:20
To you people out there who believe that the KJB is just a “translation.” Please explain to me this numerical pattern found in the KJB.
In Duet. 16:11 the 7th word of the verse is “LORD,” the 49th word of the verse is “LORD,” that is 7×7. This is the only verse in the Bible where this pattern happens. It contains the 49th mention of the phrase “his name” thus the 7×7 mention of “his name” in the Bible. If you look up all forms of the word “Lord” in the Bible you will end up in Deut. 16:11 with the 1611th mention of the Lord.
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Also, another question for people who believe that the KJB is just a “translation.” Why is it that so many people are using the KJB to make a version with slight alterations to it. Like the New Scofield Reference Bible, KJV3, 21st Century KJV, NKJV, Young’s Literal Translation, Noah Webster Revision of the KJB called the common version, etc. Why aren’t people doing this to the NIV or other versions? Why are they only doing this to the KJB. Why is it that most versions of the Bible say they are updates of the KJV? Why can’t they just say they were an update of the version before it. For example the NIV and the TNIV? When you sell a car don’t you compare it with the years previous model not a model that is 400 years older than it. If the KJB is so old and archaic why is it that they keep comparing their bible to it? Why is it that the first thing people think of when you use a KJB is you are a King James Onlyist? Why is it that “Christians” will blatantly correct the KJV the most sold book in mankinds existence more than any other Bible? Even though there great grandparents were raised on it?
When I was a teenager I bought a KJV and used it. At this time I did not know that people would later try to used it to ridicule me and make false accusations against me! One was that my previous pastor when I used to go to church immediately told me when he saw that I used a KJB that it was a political translation made by King James. Even after explaining to him the history of how it was made he still insisted that it was made by a King! Another man who was my teacher at the time at a “Christian” school when we were talking about love I brought up 1 Corinthians 13 and started reading it to him. When I got to the word “charity” he immediately told me to stop reading and find another version of the “bible” to read from. I did not! I also talked to him about the fact that a Christian women should not work outside of the home. I showed him 1 Timothy 5:14 to back this up. When he went to the lexicon it used the word “women” but his version did not. His NIV used the word widow, even though the greek lexicon used the word “women.” So he eventually decided to even correct the lexicon to prove that the word should be “widow.” To try to prove it is only talking about widows. I also showed him Acts 8:37 that it was removed from his version. He thought it was okay though that it was in the footnotes? I thought the words of man belong in the footnotes, not verses from the Bible?
I will sum up the King James Debate with this. People like James White won’t refute your statement when you say that verses like “Acts 8:37 are not in the Bible.” But will instead add their add ons to why it should not be in the Bible.
Act 13:9 Then Saul, (who also is called Paul,) filled with the Holy Ghost, set his eyes on him,
Act 13:10 And said, O full of all subtilty and all mischief, thou child of the devil, thou enemy of all righteousness, wilt thou not cease to pervert the right ways of the Lord?
I like pirate speak, but to translate the Bible to speak like that: nope, because it’s God’s word.
Need I say more?!
I personally believe that the powers that be have been using AI for quite awhile now to make their devilish attacks on specific doctrines troubling to carrying off the antichrist fornicating unifying: such as the catching away, the time of Jacob’s trouble and Daniel’s 70th week, and even the Tolkien-esque kabalist flat earth thing & the ‘Mandela effect’.
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It explains a thing or two about the constant droning and inhuman sort of ‘reasoning’ & communication that these people use: ancient craft coming of a beast spirit hating God and mankind created in his image with conscientious soulish choice. Why communicating with them was so fruitless & frustrating: when people give themselves over to that thing, that ‘dragon’, the ‘serpent wisdom’ etc: they are beyond reasoning, & fear only one sword.
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The version and its doctrines which they all attack: the King James Bible.
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My husband and I were listening to Brother Bryan’s older rebuttal to ‘The Seven Pre-Trib Errors’ or whatever they called it…..and I was thinking, that’s not a man speaking. That’s AI….when my husband spoke up and said the same. Only the technology is new, and it’s the ultimate idol that the devil will use in the whole antichrist thing of Revelation, no doubt….think ‘Anna Indiana’ (apologies to Jacob’s state….Kinsey owes them one, too….lol….and that aparatchik, co-adjutor, Inquisitor type, Mike Pence, too!).
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These antichrist types open themselves to, and pursue the Serpent wisdom, for power….requiring ever more vile & diabolical initiations to become part of ‘the club’….and always have. The devilish ‘gods’ that the ancients were influenced by through the practices and arts forbidden in Leviticus 18 and Deuteronomy 18 …and some families incorporated such things into craft & ritual abuses to groom their families into the cold, cruel insanities for power & to the establishing of dynasties. Think proud, unrepentant Cain, and later Babel, Sodom & Gomorrah, but also the Assyrians & Babylonians…..and, historically, wicked Machiavelli and Sun-Tzu & such people who had no seemingly good or redeeming qualities left in them, but only cold, cruel, ruthless power. The sick insanity of Greece and especially Rome.
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Only one power & sword can pierce that….and the warning of Jude is so apt, because it’s also a cunning, deceptive spirit & stronghold. Some people are conditioned into such horrors so young that they don’t even realize the source of their torment and bondage…..and we must make a difference, but with great caution & only for those soundly grounded & remaining in the word, for the elders and experienced who’ve had their senses exercised…and, while hating the flesh stained by sin.
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Not ’embracing’ or ‘bridging’ to it & giving it an opening, ‘engaging’ with it etc…..as fools and cunning, knowing influencers and ecumenical philosophers of idolatrous humanism are always urging men to do: not operating in self-righteousness & -strength, but operating from separated & circumspect ground, in Christ & arguing from his righteousness, operating in his strength, and always pointing to the Lord Jesus Christ according to the scriptures, the only bridge and intercessor between God and man, heaven and earth.
Another way the King James Bible was attacked by quote end quote “christians” was when that satanic house of Laodicean goats called Crossroads church made that atrocious video showing a Bible and a football in bed pretending like they were making out to promote their Super Bowl preaching bash!
https://youtu.be/rTv2I9LpKKw?si=WiNhHgWBi0w6hJwy
Sick bags on stand by!