Announced on Thursday, February 11th, 2020, Iowa Governor Kim Reynolds has stopped the enforcement of Covid-19 restrictions across the state.

According to the official statement by the Iowa Governor, businesses are not required to enforce strict Covid-19 related mandates from now until March 7th.

According to One America News Network, ‘This means local business and restaurant owners now have the freedom to choose how to regulate their establishments. Reynolds said she’s still asking business owners to stay responsible.’

Reynolds claims that the citizens of Iowa understand what need to be done, “it does not require a government mandate.”

Prior to November, Iowa didn’t have a mask requirement, but most Iowans wore masks and I’m confident that they will continue to do so. I also trust that business owners will continue to make decisions about how they operate that are in the best interest of their customers and their employees…just as they’ve been doing for months.

Kim Reynolds

The governor believes Iowans will “do the right thing.”

In a tweet she stated,

Iowa is coming back and we are coming back strong. While radicals on the Left want to shut Iowa down, I am fighting to keep Iowa open! Are you with me?


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Isn’t that just lovely? She is going to relinquish freedoms back to all you Iowans – how “sweet” of her to do so.

This is why The WinePress continually refutes this “left vs. right” paradigm the media and politicians habitually regurgitate. This is why I stated in our report about Mike Lindell’s “absolute proof” of election fraud, “So now we have the ability to continue legitimately participating in an illegitimate system??” This just proves that Republican politicians is just one side of the same coin. Both sides are oppressive and tyrannical, but Reynolds forces blame and attention on the progressive left. The Hegelian Dialectic continues. But this is how bad it is gotten. What Reynolds is really saying is “at least I am not oppressing and robbing you like California and New York is.”

[9] By reason of the multitude of oppressions they make the oppressed to cry: they cry out by reason of the arm of the mighty. [10] But none saith, Where is God my maker, who giveth songs in the night; [11] Who teacheth us more than the beasts of the earth, and maketh us wiser than the fowls of heaven? [12] There they cry, but none giveth answer, because of the pride of evil men. [13] Surely God will not hear vanity, neither will the Almighty regard it.

Job 35:9-13

Instead of this nation coming to the Lord in repentance and for the oppression to stop, the people continually vote to either have a red elephant squash you or a blue donkey to buck you in the jaw. I still am getting emails about that Mike Lindell video: that tells me people are still choosing to be propagandized by the media and fighting the wrong enemies. It’s shameful, but that is why America is dead because its people love to be oppressed and lied to (Isa 30:8-15).

I’d also like to know what is going to happen March 7th. Is she going to reverse this order? Whatever happens remains to be seen; but do you see what this represents? She is handing over freedom back to the masses, but then she can take those freedoms back at her discretion. This is a TYRANT who is giving the masses the perception that they have freedom, when really “freedom” now is being dangled like a carrot. Just disgusting. Do not fall for this as more mayors and governors will start to do this, just like Governor Gavin Newsom of California or mayor Lightfoot of Chicago.


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