Marriages are getting stranger and stranger these days, with the latest entry with a Houston, Texan, woman deciding she wanted to get married to the color pink, after apparently dating it for 40 years.
57-year-old Kitten Kay Sera, who the Metro says is labeled as the “pinkest person in the world,” claims that she initially fell in love with it on her 20th birthday.
According to her, wearing and seeing pink everywhere makes her “feel fantastic.”
For the wedding, Sera drove in on a pink Chevy vehicle, and gifted herself a pink wedding ring. The dress and all decorations were pink as well. There were bridesmaids and everything.
‘Then it was Kitten’s turn to walk the aisle. Her voluminous pink dress was short at the front with a pink train at the back, and she held on to a piece of cardboard depicting different shades of pink. At the end of the aisle, she hopped into her pink Cadillac and gave the cardboard a kiss to seal their union,’ wrote the Metro.
A very special thank you to @bigsugarbakeshop WOW!!! My wedding cake & cupcakes were fantastic! I am so honored to have you featured at the biggest day of my life!
She wrote on social media
When ‘vows’ were exchanged, instead of doing them with a Bible, she gave oath to a copy of Vogue magazine that was all pink.
AUTHOR COMMENTARY
I have said to corruption, Thou art my father: to the worm, Thou art my mother, and my sister.
Job 17:14
The Lord calls sodomy an abomination, and bestiality confusion: I have no idea what this is called. Whatever it is, I guess you can call it idolatry and corruption on steroids. And this is why the Lord must needs destroy this country, because it is full of utterly corrupted freaks like this.
[7] Who goeth a warfare any time at his own charges? who planteth a vineyard, and eateth not of the fruit thereof? or who feedeth a flock, and eateth not of the milk of the flock? [8] Say I these things as a man? or saith not the law the same also? [9] For it is written in the law of Moses, Thou shalt not muzzle the mouth of the ox that treadeth out the corn. Doth God take care for oxen? [10] Or saith he it altogether for our sakes? For our sakes, no doubt, this is written: that he that ploweth should plow in hope; and that he that thresheth in hope should be partaker of his hope. (1 Corinthians 9:7-10).
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Yes, idolatry is what you’d call that. This world is strange…
Anthony, am I on bizarro-land? This situation is too absurd for a cartoon, much less the real world! I’ve heard of someone getting married to a stone (a literal rock), a dolphin, a video game character, a pillow, a roller coaster, a train station, a car, the Eiffel Tower, the Berlin Wall (now that it’s torn down, I guess she’s a widow now) a woman from Australia got married to a bridge, a BRIDGE in France, even a pot!
I love the color green but I’m not going to get married to it! I can’t do things with a color like I can with a woman my age: hug, bond, cuddle, kiss, communicate, when we get married, have babies, cook me a meal or me cook her a meal, take a walk with her, and so on. I can’t do any of that with the color green!
Amen and amen, Jacob! God, destroy America! Destroy America and smash it to pieces! This wickedness, heathendom, religion under the guise of “Christianity”, and PRIDE has gone on for too long!!!
Not to mention, the horrible evil things that happen to children-abuse, mollestation, pedophilia, those disgusting “beauty pageants” where they dress up young girls not even 12 yet like strippers! Don’t forget: ABORTION!!! Public schools! Religious schools! And yet these patriotic dumb dumbs and these religious hypocrites who worship Trump more than they do Jesus say God is blessing America are in for a nasty surprise!
That cult building with those satanic charismatics Jimmy and Donnie Swaggart were with their false brethren congregation singing God bless the USA by Lee Greenwood (and I’m PROUD to be an American…) God is about to stomp them and their little fever dream fantasy land out like bugs!
Here’s my rendition lyrics of Lee Greenwood’s vile song:
(Same tune as God bless the USA)
And I’m sad to be an American
Where awful things are done to children
And I won’t forget the troops who died
Fighting in a Jesuit crusade
And I boldly stand up before you and I tell you on this day
Cuz there ain’t no doubt we spit in God’s face
God CURSE the USA!
Andrew I couldnt agree with you more.That woman is a total fruit loop…Im surprised she didnt marry a bottle of pepto bismol or toasted with it.Im ashamed that I used to like that song by Lee Greenwood…Im so glad my eyes have been opened to the truth and Im not walking around with the blind about to fall in a ditch.Your makeover song of God curse the USA is so true.I cant wait till God gets his revenge on all these wicked nations.Their damnation shall be just.
Amen sister! High five! These Americans including AHEM “christians” proud of being an American, you know what it’s like? It’s like a kid that peed on the carpet and they’re proud of their puddle and he knows better not to do that, then he objects when he gets a butt whooping. I’m a sinner that struggles with sin as are most of us, but these Americans defend and bask in their sin like we would bask on the beach!
Here’s some more honest lyrics:
And I’m sick of being an American
Where we destroy lives and misuse don’t judge.
And we won’t forget these church buildings that play games with phony worship
And I strongly stand up next to you and we tell them on this day
Cuz there ain’t no doubt you’ll reap what you’ve sown.
God CURSE the USA!
Pepto Bismol would be too thick, wouldn’t look flattering in a wine glass. Pink champagne maybe, after marrying it! Maybe she’ll propose to a gimbal machine with only pink gum balls!
Here’s some more of my rendered lyrics of Lee Greenwood’s retarded fantasy song of pride:
And I’m sad to be an American
Where we think kindness is weakness
And I won’t forget the church buildings
That cause Jesus stomach sickness
And I boldly stand up before you and say your pride is going to be slain.
Cuz there ain’t no doubt you deface the KJB
God CURSE the USA!
And I’m sick to be an American
Where we murder and abuse children
And I won’t forget the ghastly murder
Of that victim Terri Schiavo
And I boldly stand up before you and I’m humble but I’m mad
Cuz there ain’t no doubt God hates this land
God curse the USA!