Waterpark Staff In Ontario Canada Must Ask Men And Children If They Are Pregnant Before Riding Attractions

According to Rebel News, 47-year-old bearded man Dwayne (who has kept his last name anonymous), and his 11-year-old daughter, were both asked by park staff if they were carrying babies before playing on the waterslides.

Dwayne reached out to the manager of the park. Sara Kinnear replied with,

I understand your concern, however, we have had inspectors ‘secret shop’ the park and given us warnings because staff were not saying the required verbiage to each patron.

Rebel News, in attempt to land an interview with her, was even less forthcoming, but she did say ‘that the waterslide spies were staffers with the Technical Standards and Safety Authority, an Ontario regulatory authority.’

Rebel News attempted to establish a conversion with those higher up on the totem pole, but to no avail.

But Rebel News had this to say:

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But it gets better: we visited the head office of TSSA in Toronto. We simply wanted to know if Sara Kinnear She/Her was telling the truth – you know, that TSSA inspectors are obsessed with the pregnancy status of bearded males and the weight and potential drug use of little girls.

Incredibly, as we filmed an introduction outside the TSSA office, we were approached by a security guard and someone who claimed she was a private investigator, although she did not present her credentials. This dynamic duo informed us that we had to leave or face trespassing charges!

So, we are left pondering: is Sara Kinnear She/Her telling the truth when it comes to TSSA inspectors? And why does the TSSA operate in such secrecy?

Incidentally, perhaps Wild Waterworks has more pressing issues to deal with than asking a bearded male if he is in possession of a uterus. Indeed, consultants recently recommended that Wild Waterworks receive a $40-million upgrade to ensure that this 35-year-old park stays afloat in coming years.

The report noted that the attractions and infrastructure are “having difficulty functioning under the stress of peak attendance days.”

But apparently asking surreal questions of patrons is more important than actually making certain the park is structurally sound. Amazing.

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AUTHOR COMMENTARY

I have seen thine adulteries, and thy neighings, the lewdness of thy whoredom, and thine abominations on the hills in the fields. Woe unto thee, O Jerusalem! wilt thou not be made clean? when shall it once be?

Jeremiah 13:27

I’ve only been to two waterparks in my entire life, because I was never a huge fan of communal pools and slides: too grody. But besides that, the abominations, confusion, and stupidity, are the signs of a people that are about die and kill each other en masse, and be devoured of the Lord.

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[7] Who goeth a warfare any time at his own charges? who planteth a vineyard, and eateth not of the fruit thereof? or who feedeth a flock, and eateth not of the milk of the flock? [8] Say I these things as a man? or saith not the law the same also? [9] For it is written in the law of Moses, Thou shalt not muzzle the mouth of the ox that treadeth out the corn. Doth God take care for oxen? [10] Or saith he it altogether for our sakes? For our sakes, no doubt, this is written: that he that ploweth should plow in hope; and that he that thresheth in hope should be partaker of his hope. (1 Corinthians 9:7-10).

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