Oh My Cluck!, a vegan company based in South Africa, offers faux eggs made from substitutes. The vegan eggs are packaged like normal eggs in a cardboard carton at the store. The formula is contained in a “reusable plastic eggshell.”
‘With poppable yolks and crispy but fluffy whites, you won’t be able to tell the difference with these bad boys, except for the fact that they are AWESOME, contain 0% cholesterol, and were laid by the team at @veganstreetfoodza instead of caged hens,’ Vegan Streetfood ZA wrote in a Facebook post earlier this year.
The company, however, is not willing to disclose the ingredient list as of yet.
While we totally understand the egg-citement pertaining to these awesome little vegan eggs! Please understand that as this a new groundbreaking product, we are reticent to release anything until we can be sure it doesn’t give away any trade information.
Our ingredients and nutritional values are currently being checked over by the big guys upstairs in the lab and will be released in due time. However, for your ease of mind in the meantime, please be assured that these little fellas are 100% vegan, soy free, gluten free, they contain protein, Vitamin C, Vitamin B12 (amongst a few others) and most importantly contain 0% cholesterol.
The company also insinuates that while they are not fans of plastic, this is one of the ways they can cut costs as they try to grow their business. They say consumers can return the plastic eggshells to them and have them refilled with this mysterious formulation.
AUTHOR COMMENTARY
[17] Fools because of their transgression, and because of their iniquities, are afflicted. [18] Their soul abhorreth all manner of meat; and they draw near unto the gates of death. Psalms 107:17-18
I literally gagged when I stumbled on this… This is absolutely so disgusting. They claim we can’t tell the difference: yeah, maybe if you’re deaf, dumb, and blind!
And the fact that they do not even disclose what the ingredients are is terrifying. I don’t know what the South African laws are, but surely this has got to be some sort of a health code violation. But maybe not since the world governments are all pandering to the vegans.
‘Oh my’ the irony of putting your fake egg in a piece of PLASTIC! Good job, morons, you really vindicated yourself with that one.
[1] Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils; [2] Speaking lies in hypocrisy; having their conscience seared with a hot iron; [3] Forbidding to marry, and commanding to abstain from meats, which God hath created to be received with thanksgiving of them which believe and know the truth. [4] For every creature of God is good, and nothing to be refused, if it be received with thanksgiving: [5] For it is sanctified by the word of God and prayer. [6] If thou put the brethren in remembrance of these things, thou shalt be a good minister of Jesus Christ, nourished up in the words of faith and of good doctrine, whereunto thou hast attained. 1 Timothy 4:1-6
[7] Who goeth a warfare any time at his own charges? who planteth a vineyard, and eateth not of the fruit thereof? or who feedeth a flock, and eateth not of the milk of the flock? [8] Say I these things as a man? or saith not the law the same also? [9] For it is written in the law of Moses, Thou shalt not muzzle the mouth of the ox that treadeth out the corn. Doth God take care for oxen? [10] Or saith he it altogether for our sakes? For our sakes, no doubt, this is written: that he that ploweth should plow in hope; and that he that thresheth in hope should be partaker of his hope. (1 Corinthians 9:7-10).
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“Can’t tell the difference?” Helen Keller could tell that’s a fake plastic egg impersonator!
Don’t eat it! That is not for nom nom!
Hate to be gross, but those “eggs” remind me of someone popping a massive boil.
RIDICULOUS. WHO NEEDS THIS CRAP. WHAT IS WRONG WITH REGULAR CHICKEN EGGS. I HAVE MY OWN CHICKEN. SHE WAS DUMPED AT A CONDO COMPLEX NEAR THEIR DUMPSTER. TWO PEOPLE FOUND HER, TOOK HER TO MY VET OFFICE, FORTUNATELY. THE VET CALLED AND ASKED IF I WANTED HER. i TOOK HER. I RESCUE CRITTERS. NOW I HAD MY OWN EGG SUPPLY. MY BIRD IS KEPT INSIDE. SHE HAD BUMBLE FOOT WHICH TOOK TWO YEARS AND PROBABLY $15,000 IN VET BILLS TO CORRECT. THEN SHE CAME DOWN WITH WHAT IS COLLOQUIALLY CALLED “WATER BELLY” WHERE SHE FILLED UP WITH FLUID, THE VET FOUND A LESION ON HER OVARY AND HER OVIDUCT WAS ENLARGED. THOUGHT SHE WAS A GONER WITH A CANCER. BUT, HE SAVED HER NON SURGICALLY.
CHICKENS ARE SUPER SMART…….IF YOU GIVE THEM A CHANCE TO SHOW AND AND NOT JUST ORDER THEN FOR DINNER. BILL GATES, JEFF BEZOS AND THAT OTHER SELLOUT SATANIST ELON MUSK, WITH THEIR COMBINED WEALTH, COULD NEVER AFFORD TO BUY HER. SHE IS PRICELESS, SHE IS INTELLIGENT, SHE WILL MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH YOU.
SPEND TIME WITH A CHICKEN AS A PET, NOT “LIVESTOCK” AND YOU WILL SEE A SIDE OF THESE BIRDS THAT IS RARELY ALLOWED TO BE EXPRESSED BECAUSE THEY ARE ALWAYS IN SURVIVAL MODE.
HERE IS A TIK TOK VIDEO MY INCREDIBLE AVIAN EXOTIC VET MADE WITH HER. TELL ME SHE IS NOT AMAZING https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTR9h5AFd/
SHE LAYS THE EGGS ANYWAY SO I HAVE FREE EGGS AND AN AMAZING NEW LIFE COMPANION. CHICKENS ARE FAR FROM DUMB!! THINK ABOUT IT AFTER YOU WATCH THE VIDEO AND THINK ABOUT IT AGAIN NEXT TIME YOU EAT CHICKEN, UGH! I CANNOT DO IT.
yuck! I watched the video it does not look like a real egg.
The morons didn’t think on hard boiled eggs. Hmm?
Just think what Nelson Mandela is missing out on.
That’s just plain horrendous right there.
To me it just looks like they just thickened some mustard and suspended it into slightly watery gravy. Talk about gross…
And ‘recycle’ the shells & call THAT ‘sustainable’? Because composting is gross….unless it’s people. They want to erase all evidence of God’s amazing order & the pictures of death & corruption that lead men to seek God for remedy. Then they merchandise their ‘other’ and more indulgent ways, lies & bondages….better ideas of men and devils, some supposing that gain is godliness.
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Cholesterol free means no cellular structure & poor nervine nutrition….yippee. Bad as margarine butter fakes…..and no vitamin D or good fats vegetable shortening (short on nutrition & health).
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On birds & eggs: God’s way of providence, fruitfulness & sustainability, the preservation of life, interestingly taught with the Old Testament Law in Deuteronomy on avoiding confusion, mixing unlike kinds & abominable, fruitless gendering.
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Interestingly, mockers void of truth & humility, show their proud blindness & ignorance using these very verses, stumbling over truth & the word in fulfillment of what they don’t believe! Even God’s four, of the spiritual means, the Gospel, to the providence of God’s salvation & the gendering of eternal life is pictured here: the mystery in the Old Testament concealed, revealed in the new: Romans 11:25; Romans 16; 1 Corinthians 2&15; all of Ephesians; Hebrews… Hinting of God’s covering & that city foursquare, our mother being Jerusalem above.
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De 22:5-12 KJB ¶ The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman’s garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.
De 22:6 If a bird’s nest chance to be before thee in the way in any tree, or on the ground, whether they be young ones, or eggs, and the dam sitting upon the young, or upon the eggs, thou shalt not take the dam with the young:
De 22:7 But thou shalt in any wise let the dam go, and take the young to thee; that it may be well with thee, and that thou mayest prolong thy days.
De 22:8 When thou buildest a new house, then thou shalt make a battlement for thy roof, that thou bring not blood upon thine house, if any man fall from thence.
De 22:9 Thou shalt not sow thy vineyard with divers seeds: lest the fruit of thy seed which thou hast sown, and the fruit of thy vineyard, be defiled.
De 22:10 Thou shalt not plow with an ox and an ass together.
De 22:11 Thou shalt not wear a garment of divers sorts, as of woollen and linen together.
De 22:12 Thou shalt make thee fringes upon the four quarters of thy vesture, wherewith thou coverest thyself.