It’s already sold-out at the moment, but yes, the big nasty meat processing company Oscar Meyer – which is owned by Kraft-Heinz – recently released an exfoliating face mask that is made out of bologna.
And according to CNN, this product became the number one new release on Amazon’s beauty and personal care section.
According to the company, these are not meant to be eaten and the packaging expresses this: “do not eat bologna masks.”
‘The new product isn’t actually a slimy piece of meat. Rather, Kraft Heinz (KHC) partnered with Seoul Mamas, a Korean skin care company, to create a “hydrating and restoring hydrogel” mask that promotes skin elasticity, improves hydration and moisture retention. (Oddly, those are not among the typical side benefits associated with ingesting the sodium-filled deli meat),’ CNN wrote.
This was made as a
Playful spin on the often serious ‘New Year, New You’ trope with its meaty take on the self-care space.
Kraft-Heinz stated in a press release
Moreover, they said it was to give adulation to those ‘weird kids’ at school who would eat out holes in the bologna to make eyes and mouths, and wear it on their faces as a joke.
But wait, there’s more!
CNN, and many other local news outlets (that are owned by the major broadcasting companies) want you to know that M&M’s are now going through a “major” marketing change by, you guessed it, changing the style of shoes the M&M’s characters wear!
On top of of this ultra-important and earth-shattering news, they also want you to know that multi-international poison-pop company Coca-Cola is changing their cans and packaging shape, per a new marketing campaign.
And the heart-stopping and artery-clogging fast food chain White Castle is canceling their plans to offer their $1 burgers and french fries on Valentines Day for the “lovesick couples,” CNN writes; ‘Rather, it’s marking the date with a to-go celebration in a very pink “Love Cube” meal box for two. It includes eight cheese sliders, two small soft drinks and a choice of two shareable sides for about $15. And what says love better than that?’
And why are they canceling this? “Love at White Castle is getting canceled because of Omicron,” because “the highly contagious variant surge continues.” Of course it is…
And this is what quantifies as news? This is American media in a nutshell, folks: the stuff they put on TV and such is all about pushing an agenda: to get you to think, act, and behave certain ways. And then the “news” is what you just read, only hyped up and shared and reposted all over the place. This is the dumbing down of people, howbeit, this “news” is also designed to get you to think, act, and behave a certain way as well.
But, that’s where we are in the world today, friend: go put on your bologna mask to help hydrate and exfoliate your skin!
It’s time to leave earth everyone.
[23] For I am in a strait betwixt two, having a desire to depart, and to be with Christ; which is far better: [24] Nevertheless to abide in the flesh is more needful for you. [25] And having this confidence, I know that I shall abide and continue with you all for your furtherance and joy of faith; [26] That your rejoicing may be more abundant in Jesus Christ for me by my coming to you again.Philippians 1:23-26
[7] Who goeth a warfare any time at his own charges? who planteth a vineyard, and eateth not of the fruit thereof? or who feedeth a flock, and eateth not of the milk of the flock? [8] Say I these things as a man? or saith not the law the same also? [9] For it is written in the law of Moses, Thou shalt not muzzle the mouth of the ox that treadeth out the corn. Doth God take care for oxen? [10] Or saith he it altogether for our sakes? For our sakes, no doubt, this is written: that he that ploweth should plow in hope; and that he that thresheth in hope should be partaker of his hope. (1 Corinthians 9:7-10).
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Did you get my e-mail then, Jacob? I sent you this on e-mail yesterday! It’s like I say, bologna masks for the Baloney Virus!
Yes, I saw this morning. I usually don’t respond that often. Sometimes it usually takes me too long. If someone sends me something, me posting it usually signals I saw the email. Thanks for sending.
You are quite welcome, Jacob! I thought you and everyone else might get a “kick” out of the bologna mask thing!
You KNOW the purge is coming, in fact it is almost here, so now is time to make a choice. If there are any here reading who know the Lord Jesus Christ- please go unto the people to proclaim His Gospel unto salvation…
From the book of Romans: 10:9 That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. 10:10For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation. 10:11For the scripture saith, Whosoever believeth on him shall not be ashamed.
(if you have not already done so): Turn your eyes to Jesus- repent of your disbelief of what He did on the Cross in dying for your sins. Confess Jesus as your Saviour. Then understand that after you are born again, NOTHING else in this crazy world matters….except telling others of Jesus.
to know more go to: nowtheendbegins (dot) com/eternal-life-through-the-blood-of-jesus-christ-is-a-free-gift/
From the King James Bible; The Gospel according to John: 3:16For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. 3:17For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved.
Jacob, I love you and you obviously have a heart for Jesus, but for God’s sake please please please rethink your bitter attitude. The world is rotten, we know it. I feel for you, I feel for me, and for everybody. I have news though! It does not matter because it all ends well!!! When the Lord Jesus comes to pick us up. Just pray man and shake off that chaff, I beg you. If you keep defending bitterness I will start thinking it is your pride. If so, shake off that chaff too. I know you can, with a little help from a certain someone who is Lord over all. You are in my prayers as always. May the Lord reward you for your hard labour for Him.