Yes, you read that right: KFC is releasing a brand new and powerful gaming console that actually heats up their chicken and other snacks.
KFC has partnered with hardware manufacturer Cooler Master. The system is called KFConsole.
The Bargain Bucket-shaped machine features the world’s first built in chicken chamber, which is kitted out to keep its contents hot, ready for consumption during intense gaming sessions.
A custom-built cooling system will keep the console operating at normal temperatures, while components will heat up the “chicken chamber.”
The console packs a punch. It has a 1 TB SDD drive for storage, 240FPS, and 4K compatibility. In some ways, this is more powerful than the current-gen consoles, the Xbox Series X and the PlayStation 5.
This machine is capable of running games at top-level specs, all on top of keeping your meal warm for you to enjoy during your gaming experience… what’s not to like?
If Sony or Microsoft want any tips on how to engineer a chicken chamber for their efforts next time, they’d be welcome to get in touch.
Mark Cheevers. PR & social media lead at KFC UK & Ireland
A price or release day has yet to be provided.
AUTHOR COMMENTARY
For the drunkard and the glutton shall come to poverty: and drowsiness shall clothe a man with rags.
Proverbs 23:21
2020 has been a “special” year, hasn’t it? The WinePress had already reported that KFC has been working towards releasing 3d-Printed lab-grown chicken for consumption, and the video game pandemic that is surging – has now mutated into this.
Since losing its fast-food “chicken supremacy” to Chick-Fil-A, KFC has been doing everything to regain control of that market. Beyond their greasy console and mad scientist chicken, they have released all kinds of abominations. Like their fire log that gives the aroma of their chicken, KFC Crocs, or that creepy PC game dating simulator where you get to date an anime version of the Colonel himself!
This console is just disgusting. Now the gluttonous-sluggard’s lifelong dream of a video game console that combines a microwave and video games is here. Share your thoughts below.
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Insane. I wonder if Darth Breaker has this in his chicken chamber.
Absolutely insane! The clowns are running the carnival. A game console that heats up chicken, next they’ll make a Playstation that has a mechanical hand that feeds ya chicken and Doritos with a cup holder that brings your Pepsi to your lips.
This is what WALL-E tried to warn us about!